Everything on my body hurt, including my nose. I realized
after some thought and consideration that it came from my hat pushing my
sunglasses into the bridge of my nose.
After breakfast we piled into the VW, me behind the wheel,
and began the journey home. I drove about the way I walked, slowly and
thoughtfully. The lateral movement of switching from the gas to the brake was
painful to say the least so I often had to physically lift my leg in order to
move it from one pedal to the other. Realizing this, I decided slow and steady
with ample car lengths between myself and other drivers would ensure our save
arrival back to Frederick.
Disclaimer: I should
add an explanation of why I drove. My mother was tired and frazzled after a
stressful morning and Jesi, who is an awesome driver, had never driven with my
mom as a passage. Due to the confluence of events it truly was the best
solution to have the gimpy marathoner behind the wheel. This was not my first
time driving in this condition so I felt safe in attempting the journey. I
figured if I could drive the Beltway after a marathon I could drive Route 30.
By the time Jesi and I arrived at the apartment in the early
afternoon, I felt for sure that I would never walk properly again. My muscles, despite
a lathering of Ben-gay that morning, were tight. My hips would not allow any
form of normal walking without the joints separating. My quads seem to pull in
unnatural ways every time I moved my legs forward. My ankles seriously felt
like they could not bend as a proper ankle should.[Yes I’m sure you are reading this thinking what in the world is this lunatic thinking and how/why does she derive any pleasure from this marathoning thing? I have no answer.]
As I finally crawled into our incredibly comfortable bed I
thought to myself at least it couldn’t get any worse. Note to self and everyone
reading this….never, NEVER say that. EVER!! Apparently when I reapplied Ben-gay
to my quads, I didn’t realize that my pj pants would redistribute the Ben-gay
to other places.
There I was laying in bed, unable to move much less move
quickly, trying to figure out how to sit up and get off the bed in order to get
to the bathroom. Part of me wishes there was visual documentation of my frantic
attempt to get myself into a sitting position and then off the bed only to
realize the 400 mile (ok more like 14 feet) trek to the bathroom-my legs were
burning in pain as I tried to walk while my personal area just burned.
Thankfully my sense of humor has remained somewhat intact
during the healing process. The combination of a sense of humor and finally
having a restful night’s sleep in a comfortable bed, was a winning combination
in the healing process.. Though I knew, despite thinking it couldn’t get worse,
I knew that Monday would be a brutal pain day as the second day usually was the
worst healing day. I went to sleep comfortable and with a prayer to the
marathon healing gods that they would be gentle on me and my return to work.
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